somehow or rather, bitching has become part of my job everydae...all tis politicking is realli driving me nuts...n the male colleagues disturbed by all these touchy women arnd them...haa....
the invincible duo - U n D no one can outtalk them...my prog head gave up on them...mi almost there too liao...now everyting they do we'll just go straight n report to boss....giving him a headache...todae i went in wif their arch enemy to report wad has been happening all along.... they r just trying to find trouble every single dae....one dae, pencils missing, another dae, brushes lost, chairs oily, books missing, the latest one was theft of idea...she insisted P their arch enemy copied her idea of doing up the shopping list....oh pls! it's just a shopping list!! most absurd one was last week when dey maligned P of abusing students cos apparently they saw some "blood stains" on the door....which most probably was paint...n the boy in the class kept saying he wants to go home...haiz...come on lar...never heard of asd students wif echolalia issit?? made a big hooha out of it...said it's voodoo lar...asked the pastor n gang to go pray in that classroom lar....totally nonsensical!! argh.....plus rite, their attitudes r realli untolerable!! totally dun care bout students which irks all the teachers most....argh....
all the oics r living in daes of fear....cos we realli dunno when we'll lose our sense of direction n strength....tings just seem a little gloomy....
Y tendered last week....we din noe the exact reason...until i spoke to her....another case of cannot get along wif colleague....so now she wun mind a transfer to the adults side....but the reason she gave to dat particiular colleague was dat she wanted to go into early intervention....such a great difference....we were cracking our heads to tink of a reason fer her transfer so dat dat colleague will not smell sth amiss....she probably will given her strong sense of intuition....haiz....
*disclaimer: the below extract is not fer weak stomachs or fer full stomachs....*
todae, my new boy realli tire my co teacher A n i out...at the start of class....not realli toilet trained, was on diapers but parents want him to remove n change whenever he reaches school....so we did....everydae....
me to A: do u smell sth? tink someone farted leh....v smelly!! A: where got?? after mani rounds of cfmation, he still din smelt it...i gave up trying to convince him...den came circle time.... me: TR, stand up....*felt sth not rite as he was squatting there* dun tell me it's u TR....oh no... n true enuff....i wasnt born in the yr of dog fer nth k! i saw sh*t cascading down his legs....stunned for a few minutes, both of us not knowing wad to do ferst....finally when i got my senses back, i held on to his hands n asked my co to bring me 2 plastic bags....i'll tie up his feet n walk him to the toilet...n it was there we washed him up while another teacher babysitted my class fer a while....gosh....when will the boys toilet ever be ventilated??! argh...nearly fainted...my co had to run to the fan to breathe fer a while....he's so farnie....haa...after we changed him all, went back to class...the impatient boy started crying cos he cldnt stand waiting time...took so long fer him to calm down...gosh...n den, my nose pricked n smelt sth again....bad omen...gotta change him again....haiz...last diaper liao....called dad to come fetch him....n guess wad? they live one street awae frm me...n took 1.5 hrs exactly to reach sch....thanks lor...almost time to go home by den....but aniwae, he was fine towards the end....phew....
something to cheer me on...my class is now the cutest class n most fun class...as noted by most teachers n therapists....heh....all the 5 characters in my class r cute to bits tho dey haf their difficult moments too lar...but generally, we r a happy class...B n WP r my "long time volunteers for answering ALL questions" haa...."who wants to help me?" *raise hands...."who dun wan to go home?" *rasie hands....i alwiz trick them...haa...so mean huh....WP has his own "chek chek chek" language n i sometimes communicate wif him in dat lang....i kinda understood it....*ultimate level liao...* YM is the fatty boy in my class who can do hand stand for 3 secs like how pple do fer hip hop dance....W has his signature wae of running which is so farnie....n TR is the only clear verbal student i have who speaks nodding his head everytime when i ask him a qn....as if to reassure me dat his answer is correct...laughing is wad we all haf in common....even while cleaning sh*t i oso can luff...tink i'm gg crazy.....haa....it's just too contagious....sooooo grateful fer tis bunch of kids i haf.....so even after a whole morning of bitching n arguing n being shouted at fer nth, the best medicine is still the luffter in my class....
